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your arse QUOTES

1 " What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods "

2 " You would think having your arse constantly kissed would be enjoyable, even just a little. But when it’s a nest of snakes trying to latch on—offering a rim job with their flicking, forked tongues—it’s revolting. "

― Emma Chase , Royally Matched (Royally, #2)

3 " You’ll be civilized or we’ll leave your arse here.” Johan... " Vital Perception "

4 " I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat. "

5 " Apparently, we're all in the frame," I heard Harry murmur somewhere behind me. And I whirled back to him. Innate, irrational anger surged. Then stopped, dead - as I suddenly took in Handsome, Robert and Doc. They were all staring at me. They were concentrating, all resolute, all a tad furrow-browed… upon my face.Self-consciousness burgeoned. I gingerly fingered my and lips and my chin," Am I drooling?" " Your arse is hanging out," said Harry, not looking up from the forensics he was scanning.And so it was.Handsome, Robert and Doc averted their eyes as I, wishing I'd merely been dribbling, grabbed the back flaps of my breezy hospital gown, fully placed my back against the wall. Then, thinking better of it, dived hurriedly, carefully, back into bed.If Chinese Lady'd been here, she could've, would've, told me.I missed her already. "

6 " Don't ever cancel my call again! I told you I would talk to you, you should have waited..." Shit. Shit. Shit." Mr. Edge, it is 5pm, I assumed my working day was done and I cancelled the phone call by accident, this phone is new, still working it out" I made it up as I went along and was surprised by my ability to lie on my feet." Melissa, don't play stupid. Get your arse back here or I will hunt it down and drag it back" He ordered and made me hold my breath "

7 " ...if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. "

― David Mitchell , The Bone Clocks

8 " He had the kind of real deep tan that rich people spent ages trying to achieve with expensive holidays and bits of tinfoil, when really all you need to do to obtain one is work your arse off in the open air everyday. "

― Terry Pratchett , Equal Rites (Discworld, #3; Witches, #1)

9 " That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady. "

― Diana Gabaldon , An Echo in the Bone (Outlander, #7)