vampires QUOTES

1 " I don't want to live in a world where the strong rule and the weak cower. I'd rather make a place where things are a little quieter. Where trolls stay the hell under their bridges and where elves don't come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the limits, and where the faeries mind their p's and q's. My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. When things get strange, when what goes bump in the night flicks on the lights, when no one else can help you, give me a call. I'm in the book. "

― Jim Butcher , Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)

2 " Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" " I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. " Is that it?" " No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking. "

3 " The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. "

― Richard Pryor

4 " Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?" Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage and Phury behind him. The vampires had expectant looks on their faces, like they honestly wanted to hang with him. Butch found himself grinning like the new kid who didn't have to sit alone at lunch after all. "

5 " The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I don't care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed. "

― Alan Ball

6 " My ideas about vampires may be romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul. "

― Deborah Harkness , A Discovery of Witches (All Souls, #1)

7 " Not all vampires are created equal. "

― Wynter Wilkins , Strigoi

8 " So very lovely His blood on her swollen lips His first vampireSo very lovely He would have to remember Each salacious cutHe took her slowly Bled her of secrets and screams He smiled contemplating That vampires bled just like whores. "

9 " You guys know about vampires? … You know, vampires have no reflections in a mirror? There’s this idea that monsters don’t have reflections in a mirror. And what I’ve always thought isn’t that monsters don’t have reflections in a mirror. It’s that if you want to make a human being into a monster, deny them, at the cultural level, any reflection of themselves. And growing up, I felt like a monster in some ways. I didn’t see myself reflected at all. I was like, “Yo, is something wrong with me? That the whole society seems to think that people like me don’t exist?" And part of what inspired me, was this deep desire that before I died, I would make a couple of mirrors. That I would make some mirrors so that kids like me might see themselves reflected back and might not feel so monstrous for it. "

10 " The difference between vampires and angels? Angels are real. "

― Lisa Grace

11 " I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful. Hungry." That's interesting," he said. " I had a psychic once. It was incredible." " Did the psychic think so? "

12 " She made an impatient noise. " By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?" " Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ... "

13 " Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. "

― Molly Harper , Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, #1)

14 " Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone." " If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a great comfort to me, thanks. "

15 " Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. "

― Molly Harper , Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, #1)

16 " because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, “Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance.” And then I hung up on him. "

― Molly Harper , Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors (Jane Jameson, #4)

17 " Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong. "

― Christopher Moore

18 " If I could walk one week, why not six? If I could walk to London, why not to Paris, to the Alps, to Jerusalem...I would show with money and a pair of strong boots you can get to Rome. Good-bye, all ye vampires of modern travel. Good-bye, insistent cab-men, and tip-loving porters. Good-bye, mis-directed luggage and dusty railway carriages...Good-bye, trains - punctual and unpunctual, I am your slave no longer. I am free. I am FREE. "

19 " There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style. "

― Terry Pratchett , Monstrous Regiment (Discworld, #31; Industrial Revolution, #3)

20 " Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures I’ve known.” I blinked at him. “Really?” “No, Kitty. That was a joke. "

― Carrie Vaughn , Kitty Raises Hell (Kitty Norville, #6)

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