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1 " Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead. "
― Philip K. Dick
2 " ...apparently " London" gave out my address! that's what they're saying...not just London, though! Brazzaville, too!...and said that I'm a dirty pornographer...a letch besides being the most despicable traitor of the century!...I'd make a urinal blush! that what we need is to cleanse France and the French language of this smut-writing, demoralizing, grammaclast who's sullying our sacred homeland and its literary heritage! "
3 " Eventually, I headed to the bathroom, and I mention this only because I saw in that bathroom the most quintessentially American artifact I have ever encountered: a bright blue rubber mat resting in the bottom of the urinal emblazoned with the following legend:EpplyWorld's Cleanest AirportOmaha, NEGod bless our relentless idiotic optimism. "
― Steve Almond , Candyfreak: A Journey Through the Chocolate Underbelly of America
4 " An hour before his world exploded like a ripe tomato under a stiletto heel, Myron bit into a fresh pastry that tasted suspiciously like urinal cake. "
― Harlan Coben , Darkest Fear (Myron Bolitar, #7)
5 " The working people of the Flint area hated this rag, but it was our only daily so you read it. Everyone called it the " Flint Urinal." Editorially, the paper had historically been on the wrong side of every major social and political issue of the twentieth century -- " the wrong side" meaning: whatever side the union workers were on, the Urinal took the opposite position. "
