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1 " Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed. "
― , There's a Spouse in My House: A Humorous Journey Through the First Years of Marriage
2 " He crowded her against the wall. " I'll fuck you until you admit there will never be anyone else who can bring you pleasure." A low and husky laugh erupted from deep in her chest. She trailed her hand down beneath his tuxedo jacket, over sculpted abs, to cup her hand around the hot length of him pressing against the tux trousers. She stroked him. " Promise? "
3 " I don't want to hurt anyone" Laszlo fiddled with a button on his tux jacket. " Can't we convince the CIA that some of us are peaceful?" " we'll have to try" Angus folded his arms across his broad chest. " And if they doona believe we're peaceful, then we'll have to kill the bastards." Roman frowned, somehow their Highlander logic escaped him. "
4 " Oh. I get it." Abby laughed. " This is where you bid on someone to wash your car." " Naked," Charli said." Or check the shower tiles." " Also naked." Abby laughed. " I'm guessing that as long as there's wet and naked, we're all good." Fiona let out a long sigh." What was that?" Charli asked with a lift to her perfect brows. " Have you got a victim---I mean a participant in mind?" Fiona glanced across the hall. " Have you seen Jackson's fireman buddy?" " No." Charli looked across the room. " Should we?" " Too late," Fiona said. " I've got first dibs." At that moment, Abby noticed the Wilder boys walk across the front of the room near the stage. Individually, they were stunning. As a group, they looked as appetizing as a decadent box of chocolates. Abby couldn't tear her eyes away from Jackson. Put him in a fireman suit, a tux jacket and jeans, or a simple T-shirt and cargo shorts, and he took her breath away.Truthfully, she liked him best in noting at all." Holy guacamole." Charli gestured to a tall, dark, and devastating man walking with the group. " Is that who you are talking about?" Fiona nodded. " I want to lick him up one side and down the other like a cherry Popsicle." " Honey, you bid as high as you can go," Charli said. " And if you run out of money, you just let me know. I'd be happy to chip in. "
5 " Don’t be mad” was the first thing he said. He really was terrified, as if the most frightening reaper on the planet was no scarier than a mouse, and yet put him in a tux and it was the Apocalypse. "
― Courtney Allison Moulton , Wings of the Wicked (Angelfire, #2)
6 " Oh-" I rest my back against the door to my apartment and purr as I slide down to the floor. " I need to get a tux too." " GREAT. We'll stop at the Tux Boutique tomorrow... while we're out making babies. I mean DELIVERIES. Sorry-" " I'd love that. Making babies... that is... "
7 " So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What’s it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. "
― Rick Riordan , Percy Jackson's Greek Gods
8 " He's stubborn," Tux warned in a singsong tone." Stay out of this," Mark spat." And touchy," Tux added. "
9 " I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind. "
