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1 " Tayla cursed under her breath. " I was just explaining to Eidolon that Sin is a Smurfette." Wraith swung his big body around to study Sin with blue eyes that were very different from Shade's, E's. and Lore's. Sin's, too. " Nah. Smurfette is way hotter." " What the fuck is a Smurfette?" Eidolon was seriously getting annoyed now." There's this cartoon called The Smurfs," Tayla explained, slowly, as though Eidolon were the child here." They're these little blue people, and they're all male. But one day a female shows up. She shouldn't exist, but she does." Eidolon considered that for a second. " How did she get there?" " An evil wizard named Gargamel made her," Tayla said. " In a lab or something." " So you're suggesting that an evil wizard made Sin?" " Of course not, silly. I'm just saying she's a Smurfette. A lone female amongst males." Eidolon frowned. " Did the Smurfette mate with the males?" " Dude." Wraith grimaced. " It's a cartoon. "
2 " We are sorry about the way things turned out. We gave, in the phrasing of our words if not literally in the words themselves, the false impression that these pages might hold some small fragment, some slight fragrance of a greater truth. That there might be something here to be learned. Before we go any further the author of this cartoon wishes to make an apology. Such an impression was deliberately cultivated. It is a ruse. It is a lie. We are every bit as lost and afraid as children abandoned in a wood: every bit as lost as you. "
― Anders Nilsen
