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1 " When people visit my farm they often envision their dog, finally off-leash in acres of safely fenced countryside, running like Lassie in a television show, leaping over fallen tree trunks, shiny-eyed with joy at the change to run free in the country. While they're imagining that heartwarming scene, their dog is most likely gobbling up sheep poop as fast as he can. Dog aren't people, and if they have their own image of heaven, it most likely involves poop. "
2 " You'll want something mid-range. A 5.56 all right?" " I suppose." " AR-15?" " Ugh. AR-15? I'd rather not have my gun break down on me every second week." Besides, every wannabe and their dog had an M16 or M4 variant these days." G7." " Not accurate enough." " FAL?" " A 7.62? Maybe," I said. " Though I hate the triggers." " As picky as a woman with her shoes," Abraham grumbled." Hey," I said. " That's insulting." I knew plenty of women who were pickier with their guns than they were with their shoes. "
3 " We don't have titles on our business cards. No one really gets any special treatment. No one gets a corner office to put pictures of their family and their dog in. "
4 " Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they're older. People just don't realise their dog must respect them as leader of the pack. "
