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1 " Anyway, it's a pretty good story," I said. " You have to admit." " Yeah?" He crumpled up the Kleenex, having dispatched the solitary tear. " You can have it. I'm giving it to you. After I'm gone, write it down. Explain everything. Make it mean something. Use a lot of those fancy metaphors of yours. Put the whole thing in proper chronological order, not like this mishmash I'm making you. Start with the night I was born. March second, 1915. There was a lunar eclipse that night, you know what that is?" " When the earth's shadow falls across the Moon." " Very significant. I'm sure it's a perfect metaphor for something. Start with that." " Kind of trite." I said.He threw the Kleenex at my head. It bounced off my cheek and fell on the floor. I bent to pick it up. Somewhere in its fibers, it held what may have been the last tear my grandfather ever shed. Out of respect for his insistence on the meaninglessness of life--his, everyone's--I threw it into the wastebasket by the door. "
2 " I love being manipulated by what I see. I love weepies and romantic comedies where you're reaching for the Kleenex at the right moment. "
