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1 " Know your load. That’s rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front of me one at a time. I’m not going to be the schmuck who shows up in Orlando twobirds short of a dinner party....I know I’m pulling out of Houston with exactly forty-two Gentoo penguins, seventeen Jamaican land iguanas, four tuataras from New Zealand, and a pair of rare, civet-like mammals called linsangs. No more, no less. "
― Jacob M. Appel , Scouting for the Reaper
2 " A scout is a boy who dresses like a schmuck. A scoutmaster is a schmuck who dresses like a boy. "
3 " Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime. "
4 " I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on. "
