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1 " The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees. "

― T.H. White , The Once and Future King (The Once and Future King, #1-4)

2 " There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is " performing the same action over and over, expecting different results." ... Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic. ......Other symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia are: Do you see things that aren't there? Such as a link between 9/11 and Iraq? Do you - do you feel things that you shouldn't be feeling, like a sense of accomplishment? Do you have trouble organizing words into a coherent sentence? Do you hear voices that aren't really there? Like, oh, I don't know, your imaginary friend, Jesus? Telling you to start a war in the Middle East.Well, guess what? There are a large number of people out there also suffering from the same delusions, because there are Republicans, there are conservatives, and then there are the Bushies. This is the 29 percent of Americans who still think he's doing " a heck of a job, Whitey." And I don't believe that it's coincidence that almost the same number of Americans - 25 percent - told a recent pollster that they believe that this year - this year, 2007 - would bring the Second Coming of Christ!I have a hunch these are the same people. Because, if you think that you're going to meet Jesus before they cancel " Ugly Betty," then you're used to doing things by faith. And if you have so much blind faith that you think this war is winnable, you're nuts and you shouldn't be allowed near a voting booth. "

3 " Let's take back real science in the name of our Lord. Let us love our God with all our mind by fully embracing the incredible mental faculties with which we have been blessed. Indulge your God-given curiosity and discover the nuts and bolts of the universe "

4 " ...they say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of Wisdom." Elatha laughed. " Perhaps the Nuts of Wisdom will gird him against your sister. "

5 " Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree. "

― Amy Andrews , Playing the Player (Sydney Smoke Rugby, #3)

6 " FRUITS AND NUTS


Keep jumping around them like monkeys.
The clones,
Commercialized zombies,
And the TV junkies.
Keep throwing berries,
Twigs,
And nuts at them.
Until they wake up
To see what's up
And figure out why
We're laughing at 'em. "

― , Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

7 " Have nuts and be nuts. "

― Criss Jami , Diotima, Battery, Electric Personality

8 " And for that one moment of freedom you have to listen to all that love crap... it drive me nuts sometimes... I want to kick them out immediately... I do now and then. But that doesn't keep them away. They like it, in fact. The less you notice them the more they chase after you. There's something perverse about women... they're all masochists at heart. "

― Henry Miller , Tropic of Cancer (Tropic, #1)

9 " When you leave home to follow your dreams, your road will probably be riddled with potholes, not always paved in happy Technicolor bricks. You'll probably be kicked to the ground 150 million times and told you're nuts by friends and strangers alike. As you progress you may feel lonely or terrified for your physical and emotional safety. You may overestimate your own capabilities or fail to live up to them, and you'll surely fall flat on your face once in a while. "

― , If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: And Other Things Your Mother Never Told You

10 " That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”
Which one is me?” I asked.
The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested.
Oh, shut up. "

― Rick Riordan , The Titan's Curse (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #3)

11 " He watched in awe as she stacked up an enormous armload of music. " There," she finished, slapping Frank Zappa's Greatest Hits on top of the pile. " That should do for a start." " You are a music lover," said the wide-eyed cashier. " No, I'm a kleptomaniac." And she dashed out the door. He was so utterly shocked that it took him a moment to run after her. With a meaningful nod in the direction of the astounded Cahills, she barreled down the cobblestone street with her load. " Fermati!" shouted the cashier, scrambling in breathless pursuit. Nellie let a few CDs drop and watched with satisfaction over her shoulder as the clerk stopped to pick them up. The trick would be to keep the chase going just long enough for Amy and Dan to search Disco Volante. Yikes, she reflected suddenly, I'm starting to think like a Cahill.... And if she was nuts enough to hang around this family, it was only going to get worse. "

12 " If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth "

― J.A. Saare , Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between (Rhiannon's Law, #1)

13 " -What's so funny?" " -Sorry," David said, reddening again. " You just taste so sweet." " -What do you mean, sweet?" He licked his bottom lip one more time." -You taste like honey." " -Honey?" " -Yeah, I thought I was going nuts the day...well, you know, that one day. But it was the same today. Your mouth is really sweet." He paused for a second, then grinned." -Hot like honey-like nectar. That makes more sense." " -Great. Now I'm going to have to explain that to everyone I kiss for the rest of my life unless it's you or another faerie." She'd almost said Tamani's name. Her fingers flew to the ring around her neck.David shrugged." -Then don't kiss anyone except me." " -David..." " -I'm just offering up the obvious solution," he said, hands up in protest. "

14 " New nursery rhymes for new times. HIckory dickery dock my daddy's nuts from shelshock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and hurned out his eyes. A dillar a dollar a ten o-clock schollar blow off his legs and then watch him holler... "

― Dalton Trumbo , Johnny Got His Gun

15 " True dreams are those which keep you awake at night and drive you nuts during the day. "

16 " Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror. "

― Simone Elkeles

17 " Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair. "

― Dave Barry , Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)

18 " Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino. "

― Steve Merrick

19 " Art is about going a little nuts and justifying the next sentence. "

― Kim Young-ha

20 " We humans are like squirrels who spend all summer gathering and hoarding nuts and when winter comes can't remember where they are. "