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1 " I thought about the difference between a mama's girl and a daddy's girl. I decided that a daughter who belongs to her daddy expects gifts, while a daughter who belongs to her mama expects a lot more. Not from her mama. From herself. "
2 " Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. "
― , 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes (World's Funniest Jokes)
3 " She had hit rock-bottom. She had given a blow job to a man who for all intents and purposes, was a bum. He had smelled so bad, she forced him to spray on some of the perfume she always carried in her purse. Her favorite perfume. After tonight, she was quitting. Yeah, she’d have to go back home with her two kids, grovel to her mama and work a dead-end job, but anything was better than getting down on your knees to give a guy as disgusting as Lenny a one-off. "
― A.T. Hicks , Peaches and the Gambler (A Peaches Donnelly Mystery, #1)
