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1 " Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone." " If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a great comfort to me, thanks. "
2 " We live in a drug culture! Drugs are everywhere and touted as the panacea for every ailment in our society. We have drugs for hyper children, drugs for depression—some of the most insidious drugs ever—, drugs for allergies, drugs for acne, drugs for emphysema and drugs for erectile disfunction—maybe the most useful of them all. And let’s not forget the side effects of these wonder drugs! It’s cliche to even talk about drug advertisements and the laundry list of side effects tacked onto the end of them, usually rattled off at warp speed by someone on loan from the local auction house. I’ve seen ads for acne medicines that include side effects that are potentially fatal! Seriously? “Hey! Buy our Acne-Magic Drug! You’ll have crystal clear skin! In your coffin!” What the hell is wrong with us? "
― Steve Bivans , Be a Hobbit, Save the Earth: the Guide to Sustainable Shire Living
3 " Lena scowled at the empty space in her living room. " Oh sure, thanks, I had fun too." She'd stayed awake, spilled a cup of perfectly good tea, and for what? A spirit with the noncorporeal equivalent of erectile dysfunction. Mostly she was fine being permanently on-call in the Veil. On nights like this, however, it sucked. "
4 " Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction. "
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
