dirty jokes QUOTES

1 " Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?” Aura asked.

“On construction sites. Is that coffee ready? "

― John Barnes , Raise the Gipper!

2 " You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. … Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. … A storyteller. A genius. A doctor. A new mother. A woman who realizes how beautiful she is. "

― Courtney E. Martin

3 " I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications. "

― Garth Ennis , The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride