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" We want you to tell us about vampires." Simon grinned. " What do you want to know? Scariest is Eli in Let the Right One In, cheesiest is late-era Lestat, most underrated is David Bowie in The Hunger. Sexiest is definitely Drusilla, though if you ask a girl, she'll probably say Damon Salvatore or Edward Cullen. But..." he shrugged, " You know girls." Julie's and Beatriz's eyes were wide. " I didn't think you'd know so many!" Beatriz exclaimed. " Are they... are they your friends?" " Oh, sure, Count Dracula and I are like this," Simon said, crossing his fingers to demonstrate. " Also Count Chocula. Oh, and my BFF Count Blintzula. He's a real charmer...." He trailed off as he realized no one else was laughing. In fact, no one seemed to realize he was joking. " They're from TV," he prompted them. " Or, uh, cereal." " What's he talking about?" Julie asked Jon, perfect nose wrinkling up in confusion." Who cares?" Jon said. "
