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1 " Drama is based on the Mistake. I think someone is my friend when he really is my enemy, that I am free to marry a woman when in fact she is my mother, that this person is a chambermaid when it is a young nobleman in disguise, that this well-dressed young man is rich when he is really a penniless adventurer, or that if I do this such and such a result will follow when in fact it results in something very different. All good drama has two movements, first the making of the mistake, then the discovery that it was a mistake. "
― W.H. Auden
2 " Ned looked to DeVere. " You are the master of mayhem. Any brilliant ideas?" " If we want him to leave the gate, we must provide proper motivation," DeVere answered." Such as?" Phoebe prompted." Let us keep to the basics, my pet. Men are primarily moved by either their stomachs or their cocks. If we cannot tempt the one, it must be the other." Ned glared. " What are you suggesting?" " Our little chambermaid can take the blighter off by offering him a hand job." " The hell she will!" Ned barked before Phoebe could answer for herself. " Think of something else!" " Come now, Ned. She'll be well compensated for her trouble. He laughed. " Hell, for a thousand, I might be tempted to do it myself." A WILD NIGHT'S BRIDE "
3 " Were it not for imagination a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess. "
4 " Were it not for imagination a man would be as happy in arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess. "
