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1 " We were full of righteous anger and dreams of vengeance when we got here, and a couple of blowjobs and hangovers later it's like nothing ever happened "
― James S.A. Corey , Leviathan Wakes (The Expanse, #1)
2 " This is the sixty-nine," I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers -- two of them -- on the action, so that he would not overlook it. " Why is it dubbed sixty-nine?" he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity. " It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor." " What did people do before 1969?" " Merely blowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus. "
3 " I have tutored Little Igor to be a man of this world. For example, I exhibited him a smutty magazine three days yore, so that he should be appraised of the many positions in which I am carnal. 'This is sixty-nine,' I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers--two of them--on the action, so that he would not overlook it. 'Why is it dubbed sixty-nine?' he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity. 'It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor.' 'What did people do before 1969?' 'Merely blowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus. "
― Jonathan Safran Foer , Everything Is Illuminated
4 " In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments. "
― Nenia Campbell , Tantalized
5 " Allen Ginsberg startled the audience at OutWrite, the gay literary conference, when he confessed he didn’t worry about AIDS since his sex life consisted chiefly of giving blowjobs to straight college boys. "
― Christopher Bram , Eminent Outlaws: The Gay Writers Who Changed America
