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1 " Most of the time romance isn't even about love, anyway. It's about escape. Fantasy. Salvation from the mundane. Save me from boredom, from exhaustion, from my undersexed body, from microwave dinners and reality TV, from going to bed alone with a vibrator or a cat. Save me from my desperately ordinary life. "
― Leah Raeder , Black Iris
2 " Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card... "
― Jill Shalvis , Get a Clue
3 " Your ma's dating?" Tim looks shocked. " I thought she pretty much confined herself to a vibrator and the shower nozzle since your dad screwed her over. "
