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1 " When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks. Imagine a steak tearing its way out of your eye. It hurts like hell, which causes more tears. It's a vicious cycle "
― Larry Gent , To Money and a TV (The Benedict Forecasts, #2)
2 " Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. "
― , 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes (World's Funniest Jokes)
3 " There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face. "
― Soumeet Lanka
