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1 " We look forward to seeing all of your Vaseline coated smiles terribly soon. "
― Gitty Daneshvari , Class is Not Dismissed! (School of Fear, #2)
2 " it’s the way he uses language—which is nothing like the way fantasists used language before him. There’s no sense of nostalgia. There’s no medieval floridness. There’s no fairy tale condescension to the child reader. It’s very straight, and very clean—there’s no Vaseline on the lens. You see everything clearly, not with sparkles or a flowery sense of wonderment, but with very specific physical details. "
3 " Pre-forty, you can wash your face with Tide and use Vaseline for moisturizer, toss on a little mascara and lip gloss, and you're a friggin' cover girl. Those of us on the slippery slope that is the Other Side of Forty can testify-- those days are so over. You pore over labels promising everything short of actual rebirth-- you will buy most of them for an average of $450 per quarter once-- and none of them will work. You will still be getting older and poorer with every passing purchase. "
― Jill Conner Browne , The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook (and Financial Planner)
4 " No matter where I travel, I make sure to carry a Vaseline body lotion with me to keep my skin well moisturised all the time. "
