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Harv QUOTES

1 " HARV, can you help at all here?” I asked, spinning downward.
“I am writing your obituary. Well, not so much writing it as updating it,” HARV told me.
If I lived, I was going to kill HARV. "

― John Zakour , The Flaxen Femme Fatale (Nuclear Bombshell, #6)

2 " HARV appeared in front of me, arms crossed, head tilted. “You really should read your e-mails from Randy more carefully,” he lectured.
“I skim them,” I protested.
“Well, if you skimmed them more carefully you would know that prolonged exposure to stealth mode may lead to side effects.”
“I can handle . . .”
“Impotence.” HARV smiled.
“Oh,” I said.
“Randy hasn’t really tested it on humans. It’s extra tough to get volunteers for those types of experiments,” HARV said. “Though he has computer simulated it and the results tend to support this conclusion.”
“Let’s try to limit our use of stealth mode from now on,” I said. "

― John Zakour , The Flaxen Femme Fatale (Nuclear Bombshell, #6)

3 " I told you it was easy,” HARV said.
“True, but you say that about everything.”
“That's because everything is easy for me.”
“Everything but humility.”
“No, that's easy, too. I just choose not to practice it. "

― John Zakour , The Doomsday Brunette (Nuclear Bombshell, #2)

4 " Don't worry, boss,” HARV said. “I get the feeling that this is only the tip of the iceberg of complications.”
“HARV, you’re a machine. You don’t get feelings.”
“Would it make you feel better if I said I've done a numerical analysis on the probabilities and the results are skewed toward you having more problems with this case? "

― John Zakour , The Doomsday Brunette (Nuclear Bombshell, #2)

5 " How bad is it?”
“The story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way,” HARV said. “The bag is now clearly catless, and there’s a very foul odor coming from the fan. "

― John Zakour , The Doomsday Brunette (Nuclear Bombshell, #2)

6 " I focused the power from my armor into my leg and kicked the door in. The metal and plastic fibers splintered and the hinges ripped free from the wall.
“By the way, boss,” HARV said. “I believe that the door was unlocked. "

― John Zakour , The Plutonium Blonde (Nuclear Bombshell, #1)

7 " Great Gates almighty,” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS. "

― John Zakour , The Plutonium Blonde (Nuclear Bombshell, #1)

8 " Carol, I thought you didn't liked playing with the minds of normal people.”
“Yes, but the press don't count as normal.”
“She’s got you there,” HARV added. "

― John Zakour , The Doomsday Brunette (Nuclear Bombshell, #2)

9 " W turned on his heel and began walking toward the door at the far wall. And by walking I mean, of course, not moving at all, at least not to the naked eye, because his strides could only be measured in micrometers. His creaky legs made barely the tiniest of forward steps, so he’d taken four strides before I noticed any lateral movement at all.
“I'll be right back.”
“Geologically speaking, of course,” HARV said. "

― John Zakour , The Doomsday Brunette (Nuclear Bombshell, #2)