Eeyore QUOTES

1 " It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily." So it is." " And freezing." " Is it?" " Yes," said Eeyore. " However," he said, brightening up a little, " we haven't had an earthquake lately. "

2 " Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him.
Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time. "

― A.A. Milne

3 " Pooh hasn't much Brain, but he never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right. There's Owl. Owl hasn't exactly got Brain, but he Knows Things. He would know the Right Thing to Do when Surrounded by Water. There's Rabbit. He hasn't Learnt in Books, but he can always Think of a Clever Plan. There's Kanga. She isn't Clever, Kanga isn't, but she would be so anxious about Roo that she would do a Good Thing to Do without thinking about it. And then there's Eeyore. And Eeyore is so miserable anyhow that he wouldn't mind about this. "

― A.A. Milne , Winnie-the-Pooh (Winnie-the-Pooh, #1)

4 " And out floated Eeyore. " Eeyore!" cried everybody. Looking very calm, very dignified, with his legs in the air, came Eeyore from beneath the bridge. " It's Eeyore!" cried Roo, terribly excited. " Is that so?" said Eeyore, getting caught up by a little eddy, and turning slowly round three times. " I wondered." " I didn't know you were playing," said Roo. " I'm not," said Eeyore. " Eeyore, what are you doing there?" said Rabbit. " I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak-tree? Wrong. Waiting for somebody to help me out of the river? Right. Give Rabbit time, and he'll always get the answer." " But, Eeyore," said Pooh in distress, " what can we--I mean, how shall we--do you think if we--" " Yes," said Eeyore. " One of those would be just the thing. Thank you, Pooh. "

5 " Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh." Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. " If it is a good morning, which I doubt," said he." Why, what's the matter?" " Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it." " Can't all what?" said Pooh, rubbing his nose." Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush. "