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1 " On the corner of Cathedral Road a raven sat in a tree watching him. He knew it was Dorkus for two reasons. Firstly, he'd told Dorkus to stay there to keep an eye on Michael. Secondly, he was wearing a top hat, carrying a cane, and if Corvid's eyes were right, he now had spats over his feet." Cacaw," Dorkus said." Really?" Corvid replied, " we're back to cawing?" " I thought it would be less suspicious in public." " You do know you just said that carrying a cane and wearing a top hat and a pair of spats? "
2 " Jake's POV: It was just too bad that Chloe was freezing Ally out even though her family hadn't been affected. Because otherwise Ally would be here and maybe I could be making out with her instead of Lisa Freckles. Except that Ally would be making out with David Drake. Was that what they were doing right now? Hooking up at some party? Dorkus Drake got to kiss Ally Ryan whenever he wanted. In what universe was that okay? "
― Kieran Scott , She's So Dead to Us (He's So/She's So, #1)
