Chainsaw QUOTES

1 " We have to be back in three hours," Ronan said. " I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again." " This," Gansey replied " is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you. "

2 " Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please? "

3 " We often wait for that knock of opportunity, though I've found it's better to just grab a chainsaw and cut open your own fucking door. "

― Don Roff

4 " Gansey clucked at his bedraggled reflection in the dark-framed mirror hanging in the front hallway. Chainsaw eyed herself briefly before hiding on the other side of Ronan's neck; Adam did the same, but without the hiding-in-Ronan's-neck bit. Even Blue looked less fanciful that usual, the lighting rendering her lampshade dress and spiky hair as a melancholy Pierrot. "

― Maggie Stiefvater , The Dream Thieves (The Raven Cycle, #2)

5 " In a werewolf pack, you cannot interfere with the mate choice of a clan fellow. You cannot intentionally harm that werewolf’s chosen mate. You are not, however, required to help that person should he find himself in a life - threatening situation.
Somehow, Zeb had managed to stumble into several such situations in the few months since he ’d been engaged to Jolene. He’d had several hunting “accidents” while visiting the McClaine farm, even though he didn’t hunt. The brakes on his car had failed while he was driving home from the farm—twice. Also, a running chainsaw mysteriously fell on him from a hayloft.
He would never get that pinkie toe back. "

― Molly Harper , Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men (Jane Jameson, #2)

6 " Can I get a lock for my tent?

Bears can't unzip tents, Lana.

Well, chainsaw psychos who wander the woods looking for young girls all alone to chop up into pieces can.

There are no chainsaw psychos! I can't believe you've never been camping. It's safe, Lana. I promise.

Easy for you to say. You'll be snuggled up safely in the arms of Beau Vincent. I'm more than positive he could take on a black bear. "

― Abbi Glines , The Vincent Brothers (The Vincent Boys, #2)

7 " 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' is just one of those movies that's like a page of history. You can't really go wrong. It's a prequel. It's not like number three. Which is really cool, to be the before as opposed to the after. "

8 " I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead. "