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1 " He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James "
― Marthe Jocelyn , Folly
2 " The whole truth?" Miss Bart laughed. " What is the truth? Where a woman is concerned, it's the story that's easiest to believe. In this case it's a great deal easier to believe Bertha Dorset's story than mine, because she has a big house and an opera box, and it's convenient to be on good terms with her "
3 " Dad said I had no respect for money and that if I didn't learn when I was little when was I going to learn? Kids who get Bart Simpson dolls at the drop of a hat turn into punks who steal from convenience stores, ‘cos they wind up thinking they can have whatever they want, just like that. So instead of a Bart doll he bought me an ugly porcelain pig with a slot in its back, and now I'll grow up to be okay, now I won't turn into a punk. "
― Etgar Keret , Missing Kissinger
4 " My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment. "
