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1 " I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. "
― Groucho Marx , Groucho and Me
2 " The advantages of a losing team: (i) There is everything to hope for and nothing to fear (2.) Defeats do not disturb one's sleep. (3) An occasional victory is a surprise and a delight. (4) There is no danger of any club passing you. (5) You are not asked fifty times a day " What was the score?" people take it for granted that you lost. "
3 " I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. "
― Groucho Marx