" IT IS SO CURIOUS how hearing something once in your youth can dictate a thought pattern all the way through your life. I was nine, a man said something nonchalantly, and now when I see a slate at age thirty-six, as far as I'm concerned, its primary use is for beheading boys. Once that's done it can be used for roofing. "

― Rob Delaney , Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.