" I am Bishop Connors of the Snotish Church. Where is the President?”
“W . . . hat do you want to see him about?”
“I don’t discuss church business with minions. Are you dead?”
“I . . . ‘ve been dead for a long time.”
“The Snotist Church has vowed to destroy abominations like you.”
“Th . . . ank you for sharing that. "

― Hank Quense , The King Who Disappeared