" Look, girls, the Easter bunny is here at the mall," I said. "Do you want to go say hello?”

Rose peeked over the picket fence around the photo area. She cocked an eyebrow. “Mom,” she said, “Why is the Easter Bunny hiding inside that scary costume? "

― Teralyn Pilgrim , Don't Dance on the Toilet, and Other Things I Never Thought I'd Say to My Kids