QUOTE : NASSER: (about OMAR): Haven't you trained him up to look after you, like I have done with my girls?<br />PAPA: He brushes the dust from one place to another. He squeezes shirts and heats soup. But that hardly stretches him. Though his food stretches me. It's only for a few months, yaar. I'll send him to college in the autumn.<br />NASSER: (VO) He failed once. He has this chronic laziness that runs in our family except for me.<br />PAPA: If his arse gets lazy - kick it. I'll send a certificate giving permission. And one more thing. Try and fix him up with a nice girl. I'm not sure if his penis is in full working order.