" How to choose an orchard plant from the nursery: Bring a stereo, play some Mozart, and whichever one dances the liveliest, that's the one you take back home to meet your ducks. You could play Beethoven, but he was deaf, so his music is a little too Helen Kelleresque for my taste. "

― Jarod Kintz , Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.