" You're practically pimping out your only daughter." I grinned when I heard the choking sound on the other end of the line. He'd been having his morning coffee... perfect timing.
"He was supposed to sleep on the couch." Eddie didn't sound happy.
"Was he? He said otherwise." I parked and hid my snickers by pressing the mute button.
"You better be riling me up for the heck of it."
I let the line go dead silent. "

― Kate Young , Southern Sass and Killer Cravings (Marygene Brown Mystery, #1)