" I told myself that once I was done ripping the seagull's head off, I would turn around and give a speech so saccharine that even Eddie wouldn't be able to console them when I was finished. I would destroy them, and they would drown in an ocean of their tears.

But first the seagull. "

― T.J. Klune , Who We Are (Bear, Otter, and the Kid, #2)