" We have to ice your vagina."
The redness from my furious pain shot straight to a new form of redness from embarrassment as I stood up. "You're not icing my vagina, Ian Parker!"
"I'm just saying it's the best way to get the pain down, and you don't want swollen, um, you know ... lips ..." Now it was his turn to blush a little. Who knew that the playboy of the century could get shy from talking about my inflamed vagina?
"Well, if anyone's icing me down below, it's going to be me."
"No, I can definitely do it. That's what roommates are for, anyway," he joked.
I laughed in agony. "Roommates are for icing each other's private parts?"
"I mean, only the best roommates. Think of it as a roommates-with-benefits situation."
"And the benefit is holding an ice pack to my lower region?"
"Yep. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it. "
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The redness from my furious pain shot straight to a new form of redness from embarrassment as I stood up. "You're not icing my vagina, Ian Parker!"
"I'm just saying it's the best way to get the pain down, and you don't want swollen, um, you know ... lips ..." Now it was his turn to blush a little. Who knew that the playboy of the century could get shy from talking about my inflamed vagina?
"Well, if anyone's icing me down below, it's going to be me."
"No, I can definitely do it. That's what roommates are for, anyway," he joked.
I laughed in agony. "Roommates are for icing each other's private parts?"
"I mean, only the best roommates. Think of it as a roommates-with-benefits situation."
"And the benefit is holding an ice pack to my lower region?"
"Yep. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it." style="width:100%;margin:20px 0;"/>