QUOTE : At least I know you are American.” <br /><br />Crap! “What? I bloody am not…mate.” <br /><br />“That could be the worst Australian accent I have ever heard.” <br /><br />“That’s because…I’m British. Jolly good. Pip, pip! Long live the queen!” <br /><br />He flicked me an amused glance and kept tapping keys. “Not British either.” <br /><br />“Alright, fine, I’m a lass from Ireland. Top of the morning, boyo!” <br /><br />“So you are not in Australia, England or Ireland. Thank you.