" I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body." " Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition." " No, really. I'm trapped." " Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?" " That's just it - I've never shape-shifted." " So you're not really a werewolf." " Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?" Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'? "