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" Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?
Peanut: Yes we had a great day!
Jose: No we did not.
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No we did not have a good day.
Peanut: Yes we hhhaad...a great frickin' day!
What?
Jeff: Did you have a good day?
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No
Peanut: Shut up
Jeff: A good day?
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No
Peanut: Shut up
Jeff: You're supposed to have taken him to the spa.
Peanut: I took him to the spa!
Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer.
Peanut: It's the same thing!!! "

Jeff Dunham


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Jeff Dunham quote : Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?<br />Peanut: Yes we had a great day!<br />Jose: No we did not.<br />Peanut: Yes<br />Jose: No<br />Peanut: Yes<br />Jose: No<br />Peanut: Yes<br />Jose: No we did not have a good day.<br />Peanut: Yes we hhhaad...a great frickin' day!<br />What?<br />Jeff: Did you have a good day?<br />Peanut: Yes<br />Jose: No<br />Peanut: Shut up<br />Jeff: A good day?<br />Peanut: Yes<br />Jose: No<br />Peanut: Shut up<br />Jeff: You're supposed to have taken him to the spa.<br />Peanut: I took him to the spa!<br />Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer.<br />Peanut: It's the same thing!!!