" Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against the floor, and leave tearstains all over your pillowcase, sheets, and boomerang collection. "

― Lemony Snicket , The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11)