QUOTE : I grin. “It’s just a party,” I assure her. “Nothin’ big.”<br /><br />“There ain’t nothin’ that happens on this ranch that’s organized by your mama that ain’t big. That woman’s about as subtle as a shotgun.”<br /><br />“A shotgun can be subtle if it ain’t bein’ fired,” I point out.<br /><br />She narrows her eyes. I think she’s about to quip back with something super sassy, but then a smile wrinkles up her face. “You sayin’ I’m better off to keep the shotgun from firin’?”<br /><br />“I’m sayin’ quit playin’ with the trigger, Grandma.