" So you have no love for the demon god of love. Interesting. Yet you spend an inordinate amount of time with him and remain alive and well. Not many could say the same. Unless you two…?” He let the sentence hang with a sexually suggestive implication.
“What?” I recoiled. “Ew. No. I just told you I’m friends with his wife!”
“Not necessarily an obstacle.”
“Ugh!” I made a face. “Double ew.”
He grinned. “I forgot you are an American.”
“And I just realized you’re a Euro-creep-an. Thinking I’m that kind of girl. It’s insulting.”
“Says the girl with six boyfriends. "
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