"You can really stop complimenting me now."
Skulduggery pulled her gently into a hug, and patted her back. "You brainless moron. You simple-minded cretin. You're a half-wit. A dimwit. An imbecile. You're as sharp as a marble. Thick as a ditch. not the sharpest knife, nor the brightest crayon, and not the brightest bulb. you just fell off the turnip truck. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
She laughed. "Please stop talking."/>

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" Thick, basically. Just thick. Dumb as a bag of hammers. Not too bright there, Valkyrie."
"You can really stop complimenting me now."
Skulduggery pulled her gently into a hug, and patted her back. "You brainless moron. You simple-minded cretin. You're a half-wit. A dimwit. An imbecile. You're as sharp as a marble. Thick as a ditch. not the sharpest knife, nor the brightest crayon, and not the brightest bulb. you just fell off the turnip truck. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
She laughed. "Please stop talking. "

Derek Landy , Armageddon Outta Here (Skulduggery Pleasant, #8.5)


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Derek Landy quote : Thick, basically. Just thick. Dumb as a bag of hammers. Not too bright there, Valkyrie."You can really stop complimenting me now."
Skulduggery pulled her gently into a hug, and patted her back. "You brainless moron. You simple-minded cretin. You're a half-wit. A dimwit. An imbecile. You're as sharp as a marble. Thick as a ditch. not the sharpest knife, nor the brightest crayon, and not the brightest bulb. you just fell off the turnip truck. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
She laughed. "Please stop talking." style="width:100%;margin:20px 0;"/>