" Try to intimidate me again, and you will wake up next to a beautifully plated medley of freshly sautéed vampire bits.”

Slightly boggled, Sam stared down at me, horrified, and backed away. “You’re crazy.”

“You’ll find that all chefs are a little unstable.” I offered him my scariest smile, the kind that made waiters cringe away like frightened deer. “Normal people don’t like to play with fire and raw meat all day. "

― Molly Harper , Undead Sublet (Half-Moon Hollow, #2.5)