" Violetta: If I had a Belgian chocolate mimmoth for every hour I've had to listen to Tarvek blather on about those stupid muses, I'd weigh a thousand kilos.
Professor Mezzasalma: ... really?
Violetta: Oh yeah. I worked it out once. "

― Phil Foglio , Agatha Heterodyne and the Guardian Muse (Girl Genius, #10)