" I'd probably love the sound that's made when an air guitarist gets struck by lightning while performing. I'd use that sizzle to flavor my Duck Soup.

Of course, I'm open to seasoning my Duck Soup with other sounds, like Track # 3 from U2's classic 1987 hit album "The Joshua Tree." Though I might have to charge an additional $19.95 for such an exotic flavor. "

― Jarod Kintz , BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight