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" So those are the basics.

I know some of you are going to be complaining, like, Ah, you forgot to talk about Cheez Whiz, the god of mice! You forgot to mention Bumbritches, the god of bad fashion statements! Or whatever.

Please. There are about a hundred thousand Greek gods out there. I'm a little too ADHD to include every single one of them in a single book.

Sure, I could tell you how Gaea raised an army of giants to attack Olympus. I could tell you how Cupid got his girlfriend, or how Hecate got her farting weasel. But that would take a whole other book. (And please don't give the publisher any ideas. This writing gig is HARD!)

We've covered most of the major players. You probably know enough now to avoid getting zapped into a pile of ash if you ever come across any of the twelve Olympians.

Probably.

“Me, I’m late to meet my girlfriend. Annabeth is going to kill me.

Hope you enjoyed the stories. Stay safe out there, demigods.

Peace from Manhattan,
Percy Jackson "

Rick Riordan , Percy Jackson's Greek Gods


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Rick Riordan quote : So those are the basics.<br /><br />I know some of you are going to be complaining, like, <i>Ah, you forgot to talk about Cheez Whiz, the god of mice! You forgot to mention Bumbritches, the god of bad fashion statements!</i> Or whatever.<br /><br />Please. There are about a hundred thousand Greek gods out there. I'm a little too ADHD to include every single one of them in a single book.<br /><br />Sure, I could tell you how Gaea raised an army of giants to attack Olympus. I could tell you how Cupid got his girlfriend, or how Hecate got her farting weasel. But that would take a whole other book. (And please don't give the publisher any ideas. This writing gig is HARD!)<br /><br />We've covered most of the major players. You probably know enough now to avoid getting zapped into a pile of ash if you ever come across any of the twelve Olympians.<br /><br />Probably.<br /><br />“Me, I’m late to meet my girlfriend. Annabeth is going to kill me.<br /><br />Hope you enjoyed the stories. Stay safe out there, demigods.<br /><br />Peace from Manhattan,<br />Percy Jackson