QUOTE : Dad,<br />Please accept this money to fix the broken window. I’m sure it’s already fixed, considering Lydia’s house pride and her phobia about unconditioned air, but<br /><br />Dear Al,<br />I can’t begin to explain my actions at Lydia’s – I mean yours and Lydia’s house. When I get to Charleston, I never imagined that you would have<br /><br />Dear Dad and Lydia,<br />I apologize to both of you for my irrational behavior. I know it’s all my fault, but if you would have listened to ONE THING I had to say, I might not have<br /><br />Dear Dad’s new family,<br />I hope you’ll all be very happy being blond together. May people speak only in inside voices for the rest of your lives.<br />P.S. Lydia, you wedding dress makes your arms look fat.