" In this world . . .

It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers

It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers. "

― Hidekaz Himaruya , Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2 (Hetalia: Axis Powers, #2)