" I guess you can let me know at the same time whether I’ll be needing to put an ad up for a new bartender.”

“Nah,” I told him. “I feel like I’ve really got a stake in this job, you know?”

He stared at me for a long moment. “Someday,” he said, “I’ll figure out who started the thing with the bad vampire jokes, and fire them. "

― R.A. Steffan , Vampire Bound: Book One (Vampire Bound, #1)