" It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't the number-one box office star in America, because every straight girl I know would seel her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker. "

― Chuck Klosterman , Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto