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" River Song: Use the stabilisers!
The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers!
River Song: The blue switches!
The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!
River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilisers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilises] See?
The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!
Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?
The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha!
River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside.
The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!
River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.
The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
River Song: What noise?
The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound]
River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise. "

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Steven Moffat quote : River Song: Use the stabilisers! <br />The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers! <br />River Song: The blue switches! <br />The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue! <br />River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilisers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilises] See? <br />The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers! <br />Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS? <br />The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha! <br />River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside. <br />The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed! <br />River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her. <br />The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise. <br />River Song: What noise? <br />The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound] <br />River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.<br />The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.