" [...] Mom’s not keeping me out because it’s a dead friend, she’s keeping me out because it’s a dead sixteen-year-old girl with no clothes on’
‘And that’s officially the creepiest thing you’ve ever said,’ said Lauren. She stopped typing, and then grimaced and shivered, like she’d just eaten something disgusting. ‘Seriously – yuck.’
I smiled. ‘I’ve got a live girlfriend – what do I need a dead one for?’
[…]
Lauren folded her arms. ‘How do I know you’re not just trying to get her out of the house for your own nefarious purposes?’
I smiled. ‘What kind of trouble am I going to get into? The dead girl doesn’t get here until tomorrow. "
― Dan Wells , I Don't Want to Kill You (John Cleaver, #3)
![Dan Wells quote : [...] Mom’s not keeping me out because it’s a dead friend, she’s keeping me out because it’s a dead sixteen-year-old girl with no clothes on’<br />‘And that’s officially the creepiest thing you’ve ever said,’ said Lauren. She stopped typing, and then grimaced and shivered, like she’d just eaten something disgusting. ‘Seriously – yuck.’<br />I smiled. ‘I’ve got a live girlfriend – what do I need a dead one for?’<br />[…]<br />Lauren folded her arms. ‘How do I know you’re not just trying to get her out of the house for your own nefarious purposes?’<br />I smiled. ‘What kind of trouble am I going to get into? The dead girl doesn’t get here until tomorrow.](/image/818526.jpg)