" Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. " You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?" " I didn't even think you liked me all that much," said Simon. " Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" " I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house a night and throw up in his mailbox." " I'm pretty sure that's not it "